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• 2/16/2015

Wake Up Brian!

so plot is brian is lazy and sleeps you come up with ideas how to wake him up, I will tell you if you fail or not.

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Brianultimatedragon
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• 2/20/2015
Haha
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• 2/20/2015

You are in DERSE this time. It seems someone has drugged you so you can't get up!

You put together a plan.

You fly out of your tower and punch JACK NOIR in the face. You grab his KNIFE and throw him off the tower.

That'll do.

You enter the CRYPTS of DERSE, and lie down on your SACRIFICIAL SLAB. Then you kill yourself.

You ascend to GOD TIER.

You are the LORD OF TEE.

You quickly fly up and find a TRANSPORTALIZER. You transportalize yourself to your house.

You knock down the door and grab a baseball bat from the floor. You see people surrounding your sleeping body.

TS: sup fuckers

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• 2/20/2015

Suddenly sleeping gas came out from my mouth, you sleep for 600000 decades.

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• 2/20/2015
What is the point of this thread if it's literally impossible to wake him up
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• 2/20/2015
Because TEE logic.
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• 2/20/2015

> Brian: Sleep.

Oh no you don't.

You use your Lord powers to shrug off the sleeping gas.

Then you nuke the entire fucking house.

Thanks, Nick.

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• 2/20/2015

Suddenly Echo winds back time.

Kills NIck before he nukes.

Glues Brian to his bed.

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• 2/20/2015

> Hell fucking no, of course you saw this coming.

You jump kick Echo to another timeline. Which is now doomed.

Then you go back in time and retcon Echo's birth. The world has been cleansed of Echo now. Everyone is happy. No war. No world hunger. And Siberian tigers aren't endangered anymore.

Go, you.

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• 2/20/2015

Unfortunately, an alternate Echo named Ohce came and stopped all the from happening! So Brian is still sleeping.

Brian: ZZZZZzzzzzzzz

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• 2/21/2015
what part of "this thread is done" dont u get echo