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• 10/1/2015

choose your own adventure attempt 1- sci fi space shit

Your eyes awaken to frost. You cannot move. Ice? Are these your dying moments? Are you a sailor cast aside in the arctic circle, forgetting your past in the freezing depths?

But you are not cold, and you are not wet. You are oddly... normal.

The frost slides open. It was a glass door, you think. You stumble out into the blinding lights. You nearly fall to the floor, but you extend your arm in time. You are naked, save for your underwear. You put a hand over your eyes to protect them from the light.

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• 10/2/2015

Thomas.

saying this, you realize something

My- My name is Thomas.

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• 10/4/2015

Quickly undress and put everything in your EHDMM, while realizing that your name isn't actually Thomas.

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• 10/4/2015

Robert.

Now, you find out that your name might be Robert.

My- My name is Robert Ketchum

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• 10/4/2015
StreetM wrote:
Thomas.

saying this, you realize something

My- My name is Thomas.

Thomas. The name sounds familiar.

As you remember the name, you could hear a pin drop. If you weren't hearing the demonic whistles of a happy blue train piercing your mind.

Thomas the Dank Engine SFM Music Video-001:55

Thomas the Dank Engine SFM Music Video-0

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• 10/4/2015
Brianultimatedragon wrote:
Quickly undress and put everything in your EHDMM, while realizing that your name isn't actually Thomas.

You place the clothes, corpses, and wrench inside the EHDMM. Also, your boxers. You are now incredibly naked and cold, with your DICK showing. Fuck. I mean, hidden behind a black bar. Can't be pornographic, kiddies.

You attempt to place the EHDMM into the EHDMM, but there's a safeguard preventing that. Huh.

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• 10/4/2015
StreetM wrote:
Robert.

Now, you find out that your name might be Robert.

My- My name is Robert Ketchum

No it's not. Your mother was clearly named Krys Ann Themum. That makes you Themum, you recall. Unless you took your father's name....

You can't really remember anything about your childhood.

But you do remember Thomas the Dank Engine. It is crucial for you to arm yourself in case of his return.

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• 10/4/2015
go somewhere else and look for random shit
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• 10/4/2015

You remember that you liked hearting photos on Instagram, dem Marvel films, doing gym, your girlfriend and to an extent your mother

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• 10/5/2015
pray for thomas the dank engine
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• 10/5/2015

You get up and walk for a few seconds, your foot hits something really hard, 'OW!! Son of a-". You look down and clean some snow of the thing you just hit, it seems to be a metal container that has two words on the top.

Walt Disney