This guide is written by native-TEE mushroom princess Captain Sierra, who you can totally trust and not have a doubt in after all because I am Captain, you dirty cock-sucking bastards who suck titty milk off of each other's mam-boobs.
Yellow Snow[]
Uh-oh! Somebody accidentally dropped their lemonade onto the ground! Well it'd be bad to just leave it there. You should probably finish it off for them, y'know? Probably tastes just like a snowcone.
Red Snow[]
IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH AGAIN when you make cherry Kool-Aid! You should totally eat this one too. It's totally safe and not period blood.
Blue Snow[]
Most likely water. Don't doubt my fucking physics and color knowledge.
That-Blackish-Grey-Stuff-You-Find-At-The-Side-Of-The-Road Snow[]
It's probably magic antimatter snow. It could either make you deadly sick or you become an X-Men. Your choice whether you eat it or not.
Clear Snow[]
You're high, aren't you?
Rainbow Snow[]
Obviously a gay man was here and was murdered, spewing his fabulous rainbow blood all over the place.
You don't see it because gay men are too fantaaaaastic to be murdered.
Brown Snow[]
It's chocolate! YAAAAAAY!
Trust me.
Purple Snow[]
You're still high.
Green Snow[]
That's grass, you ignorant bastard. Get back in your mental hospital.
Chrome Snow[]
Wow, it's the future already!?!?!?!?!?