This guide is written by native-TEE mushroom princess Captain Sierra, who you can totally trust and not have a doubt in after all because I am Captain, you dirty cock-sucking bastards who suck titty milk off of each other's mam-boobs.
Uh-oh! Somebody accidentally dropped their lemonade onto the ground! Well it'd be bad to just leave it there. You should probably finish it off for them, y'know? Probably tastes just like a snowcone.
IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH AGAIN when you make cherry Kool-Aid! You should totally eat this one too. It's totally safe and not period blood.
Most likely water. Don't doubt my fucking physics and color knowledge.
It's probably magic antimatter snow. It could either make you deadly sick or you become an X-Men. Your choice whether you eat it or not.
You're high, aren't you?
Obviously a gay man was here and was murdered, spewing his fabulous rainbow blood all over the place.
You don't see it because gay men are too fantaaaaastic to be murdered.
It's chocolate! YAAAAAAY!
You're still high.
That's grass, you ignorant bastard. Get back in your mental hospital.
Wow, it's the future already!?!?!?!?!?