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Nick: Jack, look, I know you've been upset so you can do another "Like a Boss" parody.
Jack: FUCK YEAH.
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TAKE A NAP
LIKE A BOSS
WITH MY PUG
LIKE A BOSS
LICKS MY FACE
LIKE A BOSS
CRY OVER RUFUS
LIKE A BOSS
MASTURBATE
LIKE A BOSS
OVER HER GRAVE
LIKE A BOSS
PUNCH BRUCE LEE
LIKE A BOSS
DIES
LIKE A BOSS
GETS REVIVED
LIKE A BOSS
FARTS ON SHAM
LIKE A BOSS
MAKES LEGO THROUGH UP
LIKE A BOSS
MAKE FUN OF DEAD AND ARMO
LIKE A BOSS
KILL AHMAD
LIKE A BOSS
PLAY WITH PUG
LIKE A BOSS
WATCH GAY PORN
LIKE A BOSS
LISTEN TO ANCY AND SOLO
LIKE A BOSS
FUCKING EACH OTHERS BRAINS OUT
LIKE A BOSS
EVEN THOUGH I THINK THEY ARE BOTH GUYS
LIKE A BOSS
OR ANCY MIGHT BE A GIRL
LIKE A BOSS
I HAVE NO MO'FUCKING IDEA
LIKE A BOSS
SWING MY SWORD
LIKE A BOSS
ON YOUR FORIEGN GRANDMA
LIKE A BOSS
GO BACK TO THE DINOSAURS WITH TOBUSCUS
LIKE A BOSS
MEET CHUCK NORRIS
LIKE A BOSS
SHOOT THE AMDB
LIKE A BOSS
READ A WORKSHOP
LIKE A BOSS
CALL A SEXLINE
LIKE A BOSS
CRY DEEPLY
LIKE A BOSS
NO REFUND
LIKE A BOSS
CHOP DEADS BALLS OFF
LIKE A BOSS
EAT SOME CANADIAN BACON
LIKE A BOSS
REVEALED TO BE HAM
LIKE A BOSS
NOW I'M MAD
LIKE A BOSS
SUES CANADA
LIKE A BOSS
KILLS JUSTIN BIEBER
LIKE A BOSS
REWARDED A MILLION BUCKS
LIKE A BOSS
I MISS RUFUS
LIKE A BOSS
I MISS RUFUS
LIKE A BOSS
I MISS RUFUS
LIKE A BOSS
PUG LICKS ME
LIKE A BOSS
I FEEL BETTER
LIKE A BOSS
SORTA KINDA NEUTRAL
LIKE A BOSS
TAKE A NAP
LIKE A BOSS
WITH PUG
LIKE A BOSS
SNUGGLE CUTELY
LIKE A BOSS
KILL DENICA
LIKE A BOSS
WATCH BLOXX AND TRON ON THE SWINGS
LIKE A BOSS
FEET REJECTED
LIKE A BOSS
PLAYS KNIGHTS WITH SKLEI
LIKE A BOSS
LIKE GUINEA PIGS ON FIRE IN SCI'S MOUTH
LIKE A BOSS
LOL-ING
LIKE A BOSS
OMG-ING
LIKE A BOSS
ROFL-ING
LIKE A BOSS
TROLL-ING
LIKE A BOSS
LAUGHING SO HARD I PISSED MYSELF
LIKE A BOSS
LIKE A BOSS
LIKE A BOSS
LIKE A BOSS
I MISS RUFUS
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Jack started crying. Pug wobbled over and started licking Jack. Jack laughed then fell asleep in the dog house, snoring. Pug snuggled with him. Then he killed Denica and watched Bloxx and Tron playing on the swingset. Feeling rejected, Jack went to play with Sklei. Catching a feral guinea pig, he put it in a unconscious drug Sci's mouth and lit it on fire. He watched it, laughing so hard he pissed himself. Realzing something he said.
Jack: I miss Rufus!
He blasted himself with the AMDB.
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