Jack: Now that Rufus is gone, I'm alone. Everyone here is with someone else. Denica and Dead. Nar and Skull. Zon and Lego. Ahmad and Scooter.
Ahmad: Not really.
Jack: Shut up you asshole.
He killed Ahmad.
Jack: As I was saying, Ahmad and Nar. Nick and Sci. Toon and Sklei. Sham and Armo. Ancy and Solo. Tron and Bloxx. Me and Rufus. WHY RUFUS WHY?
Jack took a huge shit.
Jack: This is dedicated to you my love.
Bloxx: Um, ew.
Armo: Why the fuck did he just meow.
Nick: No mo'fucking idea.
Jack blasted everyone with the AMDB.
Jack: Mo'fuckers! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bloxx: So no no. Isolate your self and just solo be carfolo. You oughta look out also stands for YOL-
Both: HERP DERP!
Bloxx: I miss Tron.
Jack: I don't give a mo'fuck.
Jack: Wanna do an Epic Rap Battle of History?
Bloxx: meh, why not?
OOC: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! ABE LINCOLN (Bloxx) VS. CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK NORRIS (Jack!)
Bloxx (Abe Lincoln):
Four score and sixty five years in the past
I won the Civil War with my beard
Now I'm here to whoop your ass
I've read up all your facts
You cure cancer with you tears?
Well, tell me Chuck how come you've never sat down
And cried about your career
Your washed has been on TV
Selling Total Gyms and
You're going to lose this battle
Liek you lost Return of the Dragon
Jack: Mo'fucker you ruined by saying liek!
Jack blasted him with teh AMDB.
Jack: I FUCKING MISS YOUR VAGINA RUFUS!