Jack was transported to the Dinosaur time with Tobuscus.
Jack: I CAN SWING MY SWORD.
Tobuscus: Hopefully your foreign grandma listens to this song everyday.
Jack: NUGGET IN A BISCUIT
Tobuscus: No seriously though how the fuck do we get out of here?
Jack: Ask your foreign grandma.
Tobuscus: C'mon, we need to make shelter.
Jack: IF THE CHORUS SOUNDED LIKE COOOOOOOOOLDPLAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Tobuscus: I get it, you're one of my fans. But this is survival and we need work toget-
Jack: Friends are like potatoes.
Jack: Because if you peel their skin then eat them they die.
Tobuscus: Brilliant. (sarcasm)
Jack: Wanna do it?
Tobuscus: What? NO!
Jack: We need to repopulate the Earth.
Suddenly a Blahblahblahsaurus ate Tobuscus.
Jack: NOOOOOO, WHYYYYYY HE WAS MY SEXY GRANDMAAAAAAA
Jack started playing in the dirt.
Jack: Weeeee, imaginae 15 billion rainbows and the sun is setting and the moon is setting too.
Suddenly a time portal opened.
Jack: Nah, I'll pass.
Time Portal: Fuck you, I open every 250 years and you say no! Well take this Mr. Meaballs!
Time Portal shot Jack in the stomach. Jack gasped, falling over.
Time Portal: See ya in a few centuries motha fucka!
Jack: Fuck ya bitch.
Jack did a roundhouse to the Time Portal and climbed into the portal, bringing him to present day.
Zon: HOLY FUCK WHAT THE FUCK HOLY SHIT MOTHERFUCKING.
Jack: I raped a dead Tobuscus.
Jack: In Czechoslovokia.
Skull: Cool story bitch.
Jack kicked his head off.
Jack: Bitch. Now, Zon, get me the fuck to the hospital.
Zon: Oh yeah sorry.
Suddenly a BitchI'mbackasaurous ran in and started chasing. Jack pointed to a room where Dead and Denica were fucking. The BitchI'mbackasaurous ran in and ate them.
Jack: Good boy.
BitchI'mbackasaurous: I'm a girl, hence the word bitch.
Zon: You can talk?