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Plot

Jack was transported to the Dinosaur time with Tobuscus.

Jack: I CAN SWING MY SWORD.

Tobuscus: Hopefully your foreign grandma listens to this song everyday. 

Jack: NUGGET IN A BISCUIT

Tobuscus: No seriously though how the fuck do we get out of here?

Jack: Ask your foreign grandma.

Tobuscus: C'mon, we need to make shelter.

Jack: IF THE CHORUS SOUNDED LIKE COOOOOOOOOLDPLAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Tobuscus: I get it, you're one of my fans. But this is survival and we need work toget-

Jack: Friends are like potatoes.

Tobuscus sighed.

Tobuscus: Why?

Jack: Because if you peel their skin then eat them they die. 

Tobuscus: Brilliant. (sarcasm)

Jack: Wanna do it?

Tobuscus: What? NO!

Jack: We need to repopulate the Earth.

Tobuscus: NO,

Suddenly a Blahblahblahsaurus ate Tobuscus.

Jack: NOOOOOO, WHYYYYYY HE WAS MY SEXY GRANDMAAAAAAA

Jack started playing in the dirt.

Jack: Weeeee, imaginae 15 billion rainbows and the sun is setting and the moon is setting too.

Suddenly a time portal opened.

Jack: Nah, I'll pass.

Time Portal: Fuck you, I open every 250 years and you say no! Well take this Mr. Meaballs!

Time Portal shot Jack in the stomach. Jack gasped, falling over. 

Time Portal: See ya in a few centuries motha fucka!

Jack: Fuck ya bitch.

Jack did a roundhouse to the Time Portal and climbed into the portal, bringing him to present day.

Zon: HOLY FUCK WHAT THE FUCK HOLY SHIT MOTHERFUCKING.

Jack: I raped a dead Tobuscus.

Zon: Nice!

Jack: In Czechoslovokia.

Skull: Cool story bitch.

Jack kicked his head off.

Jack: Bitch. Now, Zon, get me the fuck to the hospital.

Zon: Oh yeah sorry.

Suddenly a BitchI'mbackasaurous ran in and started chasing. Jack pointed to a room where Dead and Denica were fucking. The BitchI'mbackasaurous ran in and ate them.

Jack: Good boy.

BitchI'mbackasaurous: I'm a girl, hence the word bitch.

Zon: You can talk?

BitchI'mbackasaurous: RAWR.

End

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