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Assgoblin Pirates are meelee weapon class things for TEEmblr RPG. 

Assgoblin

Starting Loadout for the Assgoblin Pirate

Starting Loadout[]

  • Weapon 1: Goblin Sword
  • Weapon 2: Pistol
  • Hat: Pirate Dickbutt's Noob Hat

Skill Trees[]

The Assgoblins' three skill trees are Buttplunderer, Swordsman, and Cannoneer. Buttplunderers have butt and roguestuff, Swordsmen use swords and Cannoneers use ships and shit.

Like all other classes you choose a skill tree at level 13.

Skill Tree Buttplunderer Swordsman Cannoneer
lvl 1 Weapon Enhance Weapon Enhance Weapon Enhance
lvl 4 Buttplug  Buttplug Buttplug
lvl 7 Summon Ass Parrot Summon Ass Parrot Summon Ass Parrot
lvl 13

Backstab

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Deadly Poison Deploy Cannon
lvl 17 Shiv ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Blade Flurry Remove Scurvy
lvl 21 Sinister Strike Dual Wield Cannon Barrage
lvl 27 Pistoru Pistoru Pistoru
lvl 36

Penetrate 

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Fan of Knives Deploy Mini-Cannon
lvl 42 Preparation

Conjure Bladefurry

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Frontier Justice
lvl 50 Conjure Dickbutt Conjure Dickbutt Conjure Dickbutt
lvl 69 Proctologize

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Triple Wield ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Enhance Cannons

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lvl 77
lvl 88 Shitpost Shitpost Shitpost
lvl 99 Sap Deploy Pirate Ship
lvl 100 Fap Deploy Cruise Liner
lvl 101 Trap ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Deploy Space Pirate Ship
lvl 420

Collateral Soap Dropment

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Special Ability: Devil Triple Blade Superb vs Multiple Enemies! You are a Pirate!
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