How I Met Your Hat

How I Met Your Hat is an awesome sitcom by Omi.

Plot[]

Omi tells his sons Spy and Ulti how he met their mother.

Omi Hattington: Main character, a badash hat.
Dark Hattington: Omi's brother, married with Chell.
Chell Womanfromportalingson: Dark's wife.
Brian Dragoninton: Omi's other brother, who is married to Speedy.
Speedy: Brian's wife.
Lego Masterson: Dark's son.
Sub Wayington: Dark's other son.
Robbinson X: Dark's ~~secretly ghey~~ (loljk) son.
Ulti Polymorphus: Omi's son with Tammar.
Ermac Cattington: Ulti's stepbrother with Nyan Cat.
Spy Hattington: Omi's son with the unknown mother.
Bloxx Bloxxington: Omi's son with Heavy Pootisman.
Sci Slenderman: Omi's mom and Ulti and Spy's grandma.
Chuck Norris: Omi's grandpa.
Chuck Norris: Omi's grandma.
Nick Nukebombington: Omi's nukey uncle.
Tammar Aggregorgaxian: Omi's ex who is currently married to Nyan Cat.
Awesome Betterhero: Omi's uncle's niece who does stuff.
Sierra Proasheck: Ulti's Great Great Grandma, who is married to Nevada Californian.
Nevada Californian: Sierra's husband, and great great grandpa of Ulti.
Uhm other guys (put your name in the comments if you wanna be in)