You have something that isn't epic?
Well, you know, that's kinda tragic!
Wanna make everything in your life awesome?
Just buy Epik Sauce and nothing will be flawsome!
Purpose[]
Buy Epik Sauce today! Anything you put it on will instantly become epic! Watch these customers!
Clips[]
Surfing[]
A guy was surfing. Then a dolphin knocked him onto shore.
(Guy): I need something to make my surfboard epic!
A bottle of Epik Sauce appeared in his hand. He squirted some on his surfboard, and rocket boosters grew. He surfed in the air.
Vegetable Party[]
Some twins were trying some food at a vegetable party.
(Girl): Eww. All this food is gross.
A man came up to them.
(Man): You need a bottle of Epik Sauce!
The man squirted some Epik Sauce on the food. The twins tasted it.
(Boy): Yummy!
Report[]
A boy was writing a report. The writing was messy, and there was a really sloppy picture of a T-Rex. The boy squirted some Epik Sauce on it, and there was awesome writing with an awesome picture.
(Boy): Epic!
The boy handed it in, and he got an A+. He squirted some Epik Sauce on it, and it became an Infinity+. The boy ate some Epik Sauce, and a guitar appeared. He played it epically.
Price[]
Just $777 dollars an epic fortnight.