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Plot[]

Nick: There needs to be another "Like a Boss" parody based off of the fuckhole zombies.

Jack: Working on it.


Well the first time it happend,

I was shitting

Like a boss

On a toilet

Like a boss

Eating a banana

Like a boss

Suddenly

Like a boss

I turn on my bathroom TV

Like a boss

and I saw Estew's mom

Like a boss

Then I realized it was a zombie

Like a boss

Estew tried to rape me for that

Like a boss

But he failed

Like a boss

Then I killed some people

Like a boss

Got wasted

Like a boss

and high on crack

Like a boss

Jerking off over zombie porn

Like a boss

Got some guns

Like a boss

Shoot 'em in the head

Like a boss

Finally Dead is dead

Like a boss

Supringsly, Ahmad isn't

Like a boss

Sklei got a sword

Like a boss

I was like, Whaaaaaaa

Like a boss

Pug eats zombies

Like a boss

and dog food

Like a boss

He is a ghetto death machine

Like a boss

Now I'm rapping

Like a boss

While people are zombies

Like a boss

I'm so high right now

Like a boss

I should buy a boat

Like a boss

Or maybe order a pizza

Like a boss

What do you think Pug?

Like a boss

Oh shit I forgot about Rufus

Like a boss

My sperms are sterile

Like a boss

I have herpes

Like a boss

I'm not sure what gender Ancy is

Like a boss

But it's dead anyway

Like a boss


Lego: You didn't mention me?

Sci: Or me.

Toon: Fuck that, I'm out. I don't wanna be a part of that.

He leaves the room.

Sklei: I need some pussy, my dick is feeling rather underused.

Zon: Um..... okay.

End

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