Jack: Heeeeeeeeeey sexy ladies oop, oop, oop, oopa gannam style.
Dead: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey wealthy ladies Mitt MItt Mitt Mitt Mitt Romney Style
Denica: Heeeeeeeeeeeey Invader ladies fart fart fart farting Zim style
Zon: Heeeeeeeeeeeeey bacon piggies ham ham ham ham and cheese style
Skull: Heeeeeeeeeeey Domo ladies RAWR RAWR RAWR RAWR Domo style
Solo: Hey Galvanic Mecomorph ladies you you you only have one eyyyyyyye
Sklei: Hey young wenches woo woo woo Forever Knight style
Nar: Hey emo ladies goth goth goth Oppa Nar style
Tron: Heeeeey programs woop woop woop woopa Matrix style
Ahmad: Heeeeeeeeeey smart nerds you think smart!
Jack blasted him with the AMDB.
Nick: Hey exploding Cree Cree Cree Creepah Creeper style
Jack: (facepalm): You bitches ruin it. Anyone else who sings it can tase my Norwegian balls.
Zon, not listening: Heeeeeeeeeeeeey bacon piggies-Oh fuck.
Jack zipped down his pants and turned his head as did everyone else. Zon started crying.
Lego: Uh, uh uh achoo!
He sneezed all over Jack's dick.
Jack: Dude what the fuck?
Zon: Good Lego.
Zon waked away as Jack zipped his pants up.
Ancy: I'm disturbed.
Jack: Welcome to the epic life of mwah.
Napoleon Dynamite: Wanna train to use nunchucks.
Jack: Fuck yes
Two Weeks Later
He whacked Sham's head off with some nunchunks.
Jack: Fuck yes bitches.