Jack: Yo what up homies.
Some black dude: Get outta my house bitch.
Jack went home. He started having sex with his girlfriend cow, Rufus.
Rufus: Why don't you go down to the store and buy more condoms.
When he left, Rufus started touching herself. She reached orgasm and cummed all over Sham's face. She screamed then slapped him. Suddenly a bunch of zombies came in.
Nick: Not today mo'fuckers.
Nick's AMDB rang through everyone's ears.
10394209992130988888833098348094983209834298328094984398249 millaseconds later....
Chuck Norris: This episode must end, not awesome enough!
God: Wait, there must be a cliff hanger!
Chuck Norris: Very well.
A silouhette had a heart attack and died.
Chuck Norris: Jack, someone died.
Jack: Who? My toaster?
Chuck NOrrs: Someone you love, a main character.
Jack, starts crying: No, NO! TELL ME YOU SON A BTCH?
Chuck Norrs: The person who died is-