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Plot

Jack: Yo what up homies.

Some black dude: Get outta my house bitch.

Jack: Mo'fucka. 

Jack went home. He started having sex with his girlfriend cow, Rufus. 

Rufus: Why don't you go down to the store and buy more condoms.

Jack: K.

When he left, Rufus started touching herself. She reached orgasm and cummed all over Sham's face. She screamed then slapped him. Suddenly a bunch of zombies came in.

Nick: Not today mo'fuckers.

BLAM

BLAM

BLAM

BLAM

BLAM 

BLAM

BLAM

BLAM 

BLAM

Nick's AMDB rang through everyone's ears.

10394209992130988888833098348094983209834298328094984398249 millaseconds later....

Chuck Norris: This episode must end, not awesome enough!

End

God: Wait, there must be a cliff hanger!

Chuck Norris: Very well. 

A silouhette had a heart attack and died.

Chuck Norris: Jack, someone died.

Jack: Who? My toaster?

Chuck NOrrs: Someone you love, a main character.

Jack, starts crying: No, NO! TELL ME YOU SON A BTCH?

Chuck Norrs: The person who died is-

End

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