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Ssssssssteve made blocksssss for dinner

You know I ssssssstole 'em all

He said ,"Come, get your lightning on, we're goin' to the blackssssmith" 


Gonna visit Ssssanta and sssssit upon his knee


But all that I could think about was how not to ssssssselfdessssstruct

While waiting there for Ssssssanta, I thought that I'd explode


The urge grew bigger with every "Ho, Ho, Ho"


Tried my best to hide it, thought I was gonna get sssssaved by the bell


But when I sssssat down on Sssssanta's lap, he hollered "What, a sssswell?!"

I exploded on Ssssssanta'ssssss lap, now Christmasssss is gonna ssssstink for me


I exploded on Sssssanta'sssss lap, sulfur is Ssssteve'ssss gift from me

I asssked him for some lightning


I asssssked him for another life


I asssssssked him for eternal life but I'll get none of that


I assssked him for a lot of thingssss I'll have to do without


'Caussssse when I ssssat on Sssssanta's lap, I let ssssome ssssulfur ssslip out



I exploded on Ssssssanta'ssssss lap, now Christmasssss is gonna ssssstink for me

I exploded on Sssssanta'sssss lap, sulfur is Ssssteve'ssss gift from me



On Christmas Eve I sssssnuck out of my houssse without a sssssound


Went down to the living room just to take a look around


It wassss then that I sssssaw Notch next to the old pine tree

Hisss armsssss were full of TNT and they were all for Brother Ssssstevey (or me)


He put them on a pile and got up to turn around


And the TNT blew a fart with such great force my body blew up


And ssssso I'll alwaysssssss cherissssh that sssspecial moment when I realized even old Sssssaint Notch makes explosionsssss now and then

I exploded on Sssssanta'sssss lap and Christmassss was a fart for me


I exploded on Sssssanta'sssss lap and Notch came with TNT

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