Yes, this is a parody of the Total Drama franchise's theme song, I Wanna Be Famous. No, I'm not suicidal.

Dear mom and dad I’m going to die
You guys look I’m losing my mind 
You asked me what I wanted to be 
And now I think the answer is plain to see

I wanna be... MURDERED.

I wanna die via bullet in the spine 
Or thrown off an epic balcony
Everything I'm through, nothing in my way 
I'll be killed one day 
Cause I wanna be... MURDERED

Na, na, na. 
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na

I wanna be, 
I wanna be, 
I wanna be MURDERED.

I wanna be, 
I wanna be, 
I wanna be MURDRED!
~Charles whistles as the screen cuts to a black wall before bloody text shows up as ....  ~

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