|Season 1, Episode 1|
|Air date||12 June 2013|
|Written by||Maximus Loo2012|
Or I Will Be Struck By Lightning
Making a Mountain Out of a Molehill
[Max] Hello! I am hosting the MARS news series from n-
[Audience] Get on with it. We want some real entertainment.
[Max] OK, I will be-
[Audience] GET ON WITH IT!
[Max] Yeah, sure.
[Max] And THAT is the title of our first episode!
[Audience] What the heck is "MARS" Can't you just explain a bit?
[Max] STOP BEING SO NEGATIVE! *ahem* Anyway, MARS is Metaphoric and Realistic Show.
[Audience] Okay, we'll stop.
[Max] On our first special, we will travel to Mount Everest and compare it to a molehill.
[Max] Please wait and return after 3 months. *walks out of TV screen*
3 months later
[Max] HELLO! We're back! My friend Ruffian here is now at Mount Everest while, I, here, am beside a molehill. As the idiom says: Making a Mountain out of A Molehill. Lets try it.
[Max] By the great magician, Shazam!
[Shazam] Hallo. Now, to put the mountain on the molehi-I mean, make a mountain out of the molehill.
[Max] We will see if it looks like Mount Everest, which Ruffian has sent pictures of to us.
[Shazam] And....SHAZAM! *smoke pours all over*
The molehill has Mount Everest on it
[Audience] LIAR! You put the dang Everest on the molehill.
[Shazam] Uh.... derp. *runs*
[Max] FUQ U! So, uh...the idiom is proven....UNTRUE!