Priest: Today we honor the life and titties of Rufus Cow. She was an honorable cow, and be that she was a mo'fucking hoe. Hoes be hoes. Literally she was a mo'fucking cow.
Jack: SHUT UP.
Jack stabbed the priest. He started crying.
Jack: I loved her.
Zon: Can I have some milk.
Jack swung at Zon, knocking him onto the ground. Jack ran away crying.
Armo: What da fuck is his problem?
Nick: Dude, no one says fuck anymore. You have to say mo'fuck.
Armo: What da mo'fuck is his problem?
Toon: Sham, not the time. .
Later that year...
Sci: Scooter, get me some waffles.
Scooter: Ask Bloxx.
Bloxx: Ask Scooter.
Solo: Mo'fucking idiots.
Ancy and Solo did it right there. Jack layed unconscious on a semen/vodka/barf/milk covered bed.
Jack: WHY RUFUS, WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME.
Suddenly Zon and Armo were captured, rap and involved with some S and M activities. They became male prostitutes and were arrested then were raped in prison then had to do local service, naked.
Jack: Da mo'fuck?
Meanwhile, Nick went back to his favorite Japanese strip club where he got covered in cum and milk.
Skull masturbated with Scooter onto Denica and Dead while they were mo'fucking each other.
Jack: Rufus why did you leave me to tolerate this assholes? Why?
Ahmad walked in with Lego. Jack kicked off Ahmad's head. Lego threw up from the smell of decay in Jack's room.
Lego: I'm just gonna go eat some pie...
Jack: NO, BOW DOWN TO YOUR MASTER.
Lego walked out of the room.
Jack: Oh well Rufus, mo'fucking you too.
Sklei: Thou forgive her?
Jack: I said mo'fuck her. That is defientely forgiving her Sklei.
Sklei: Thou acting like a bitch.
Jack: Takes one to know one.
Sklei walked out of the room.
Jack: I feel better now, I guess insulting others really makes you feel good about yourself!
Scooter and Bloxx in unison: HERP DERP!