|The Legend of Jack: The Epicness Continues|
|Season 1, Episode 2|
|Air date||November 15th, 2013|
|Written by||The Awesome Jack|
|Directed by||The Awesome Jack|
Like Father, Like Son
Down at the Park
Nick is tapping is foot with shades on, waiting at the back of a gas station. Four other men are with him.
Nick: Bruce better fucking show up.
Terrence: We should leave without him. The cop is looking at us pretty suspisiously.
Nick: Fuck it, get inside the car and be ready.
Bob: I got shotgun.
Micheal runs over with a purse.
Patrick: Where'd you get all the dough?
Micheal: Snagged it from an unsuspecting hoe.
Bob: Lookout, the cop's coming over.
They hear a gunshot and the cop falls. Their head turns to find Bruce, loaded with an assualt rifle.
Terrence: Shit! What the hell man.
Bruce: Get in the car, now. We have to get to the bunker. Patrick, you got the blue prints?
Patrick: Yeah, why?
Bruce: We gon' need 'em.
Terrence is looking at the scars on his wrists, memories flooding his mind.
Nick: Terrence! Snap out of it dickwad, we need you focused for this.
Terrence: Go on 5th Avenue and make a right.
Nick drives a bit down then turns. Soon they reach the bunker. Micheal gets out of the car with the uranium.
Bob: Careful asswipe, you gon drop it.
Nick: Yo, get yo asses down now.
One by one, the get into the bunker nuclear reactor. Two hours later.
Micheal: Damn, it failed again.
Nick: Well shit, we'll try again tomorrow. I gotta get home.
Patrick: Later boss.
Nick climbs out of the bunker and into his convertible Lamboghini. He speeds home.
Jack: Hey Nick.
Jack: I'm married and have a son.
Jack Junior: I've seen you in a porno before.
Nick: I like him.
Jack: It's bowling night right?
Jack: Let's go.
Jack Jr: Can I go?
Jack: Uh..it's adult bowling.
Jack Jr: Fuck.
Jack: Eh! Watch your language.
Nick: Alright, let's go.
Nick and Jack go outside and into Jack's minivan. They drive to the strip club.
Nick: You know, one day, one of these women will be my wife.
Jack: Why not her?
Nick: To fat.
Jack points to a naked woman with a ten dollar bill on each tit.
Nick: To slutty.
Jack shifts in his seat.
Jack: Isn't that a good thing?
Nick: Yeah but sex isn't everything.
Jack: You're wrong.
The next day. Nick is over at Baxter's house
Nick: What the hell is this?
Baxter: My pot guy calls the mind rape.
Nick: Some fucked up shit.
Baxter: Pot buddies for life.
Nick: No that's Jack or Patrick.
Baxter: Fuck you bro.
Nick cuts off Baxter's dick.
Nick: Hell no.
Baxter falls unconscious. Nick takes out his assualt rifle..
Nick: WHO THE HELL DO YOU WORK FOR?
Baxter: I-I can't tell you.
Nick: TELL ME GOD DAMMIT!
Baxter: I..I work for Dark Lord.
Nick: Shit. A war is coming Baxter. You're are going to have to chose a side.
Baxter: Well you just chopped my dick off!
Nick: Grow a pair you pussy.
Baxter: I have no insurance!
Nick: Not my fault. As I was saying, war is on the horizon. I will do everything in my power to make it happen. While the world is concentrated on the Bat Toon and Dark Lord crime war, my gang and I will have it easy with our nukes.
Baxter: You son of a bitch.
Nick: It's all part of the plan.
Nick shoots Baxter again, killing him.
Nick: Step One, accomplished. Mwahahahahahahaha.