Not So SImple Matters is the first episode of Dakota Rex: Kanto Trainer.
The story starts with a man chasing a purple figure, a Sandslash by his side.
Man: Give up Mewtwo, it's no use! You killed my parents!
Mewtwo, telepathecically: I will kill more if you do not stand down. But, for your bravery, I will bear you a gift: You and your grandsire, when and if born, will be gifed the ability to talk to Pokemon.
He glows blue and lifts the Man off the ground.
Man: NOOO! PLEASE, STOP!
Mewtwo chants something along the lines of "Amen Ra Di Immortales Fluetz"
The Man's eyes glow purple and he screams.
Dakota wakes up in his bedroom, panting.
Dakota: sucky dreams.
He looks out the window, sees a pigdey, then looks at the alarm clock, seeing it's 7:00.
Dakota: TODAY'S THE DAY, RANDOM PIDGEY! COME! WE MUST GO!
Dakota runs downstairs and sees his mom watching "Seel in the City".
Dakota: Mom, I need breakfast now!
Mom: Then make your own.
Dakota: But Mom, it's so har-
Mom: Make it.
Dakota: *Sighs* FIIIINNNNEEE!
He reaches into the pantry and grabs a Roggenrola bar.
He looks at his watch.
Dakota: Gotta go Mom!