Denica, Sci, Sklei and Toon were playing with Om Nom.
Sci: Want some Vodka?
Om Nom: Candy
Om Nom: Candy
Denica: That is a girls drink.
Toon: Or gay guys like Denica (trollface)
Narrator: THE EPIC LIFE OF JACK! ZON VS. TRON! BEGIN!
Solo: PLOT HOOOOOOOOLE
Not gonna let this battle be dictacted by facts
I got fat stacks and super PACs
We all know went down
In that 2008 election
You're a decent politician
With a winning completion
You're all Barack and no bite
And we're all still hoping that'll shut yo mouth
But like Guano Bay they're both open
You're from the-
Om Nom: Candy?
Sklei: We don't have any.
Om Nom started crying.
Sci: D-D-Don't cry little green condom thing!
Toon: Yeah, don't worry. Everything will be ok.
Om Nom: Candy.
Denica ran over with some candy. Om Nom ate it....then exploded.
Toon: HOLY FUCK
Sci: HOLY FUQ
Sklei: HOLY SHIT
Denica: I'm horny
You're a bad man
With no chance
You can't even touch me
I got 4 more years, 2 turns!
In the white house
Just trust me
I hope you save your best rhymes for the second half
Cause right now, I'm 47% kicking your ass
Bruce Lee: I fucked up Chuck Norris.
Clint Eastwood: You fucked Chuck Norris? (trollface)
Bruce Lee: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
He killed Clint.
Bruce Lee: Although I did fuck Chuck Norris too.
By the power invested in me by this giant bald bird
The president shall not be the shiniest of two turds
You! I wanna like you, don't talk about change just do it
I fought for what was on my brain until a bullet went through
And you, moneybags, you're a pancake, you're flip floppity, it's a country
Not a company, you can play like Monopoly
I probably reach across the isle
And bitch smack you as equals
Of the people, by the people,
for the people
Tron and Zon exploded from the awesomeness of Jack's rap....also cause he blasted them with the AMDB.
Ahmad: I haven't died in two whole episodes! :D
Jack blasted him.
Jack: U mad bro? (trollface)