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Plot

Denica, Sci, Sklei and Toon were playing with Om Nom.

Sci: Want some Vodka?

Om Nom: Candy

Sklei: Whiskey?

Om Nom: Candy

Toon: Wine?

Denica: That is a girls drink.

Toon: Or gay guys like Denica (trollface)

Meanwhile....

Narrator: THE EPIC LIFE OF JACK! ZON VS. TRON! BEGIN!

Ancy: Again?

Solo: PLOT HOOOOOOOOLE

Zon/Mitt Romney:

Not gonna let this battle be dictacted by facts 

I'm rich

I got fat stacks and super PACs

We all know went down 

In that 2008 election

You're a decent politician

With a winning completion

You're all Barack and no bite

And we're all still hoping that'll shut yo mouth

But like Guano Bay they're both open

You're from the-

Meanwhile

Om Nom: Candy?

Sklei: We don't have any.

Om Nom started crying.

Sci: D-D-Don't cry little green condom thing!

Toon: Yeah, don't worry. Everything will be ok.

Om Nom: Candy.

Denica ran over with some candy. Om Nom ate it....then exploded.

Toon: HOLY FUCK

Sci: HOLY FUQ

Sklei: HOLY SHIT

Denica: I'm horny

Meanwhile

Tron/Obama:

You're a bad man

With no chance

You can't even touch me

I got 4 more years, 2 turns!

In the white house 

Just trust me

I hope you save your best rhymes for the second half

Cause right now, I'm 47% kicking your ass

Meanwhile

Bruce Lee: I fucked up Chuck Norris.

Clint Eastwood: You fucked Chuck Norris? (trollface)

Bruce Lee: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

He killed Clint.

Bruce Lee: Although I did fuck Chuck Norris too.

Meanwhile..

Jack/Lincoln:

By the power invested in me by this giant bald bird

The president shall not be the shiniest of two turds

You! I wanna like you, don't talk about change just do it

I fought for what was on my brain until a bullet went through

And you, moneybags, you're a pancake, you're flip floppity, it's a country

Not a company, you can play like Monopoly

I probably reach across the isle 

And bitch smack you as equals

Of the people, by the people, 

for the people

EAGLE!

Tron and Zon exploded from the awesomeness of Jack's rap....also cause he blasted them with the AMDB.

Ahmad: I haven't died in two whole episodes! :D

Jack blasted him.

Jack: U mad bro? (trollface)

End

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