|Season 1, Episode 1|
|Written by||Maximus Loo2012|
(Rid): What's wrong?
(Jay): I forgot the math test!
(Rid): What math test?
(Jay): You forgot too?
(Rid): No Math test.
(Jay): No again!
(Rid): We are here!
(Jay): The first day of Middle School. Bother.
(Rid): Wait, why would you think there is a math test if it is the first day of school?
(Albert): Hey ugly boy and stupid nerd!
(Rid): Die! (kicks him in crotch)
(Jay): Long time till homeroom. Lets sit down.
(Rid): Good idea.
(Albert and a gang): Hey Jay!
(Jay): Oh...crap! You brought the wrestling team?
(Albert): Hee! (takes out nunchuks)
(Jay): You brought nunchuks. You brought f*beep*king nuchuks to our f*bee*ing school?
(Albert): And I am going to bash you! (swings the nunchuks)
(Jay): Please let Mr Ulik come...
(Mr Ulik): Alberto Joassin!
(Albert): The principal! Eek!
(Mr Ulik): Albert,-(makes screaming sound)
(Mr Ulik): I am Malware!
(Jay): Who the who?
(Rid): Malware. A psychotic Galvanic Mechmorph. Also incomplete.
(Mr Ulik): I am not incomplete!
- Mr Ulik