Prime and Estew were in a local bar.
Bartender: Leave my bar.
He loaded his shockgun.
Prime: Look out he's got a nose!
Estew: I like trains.
Jack came in, riding a train and crushing the bartender. Later that day at the house.
Pug came out of his pocket and started licking him.
Jack: lol you so cute.
The puppy wagged his tail.
Prime: Evertime Pug tries to eat my chocolate I pretend to die then he eats my chocolate and walks off.
Sci: You realize chocolate can kill dogs right?
Jack: SHUT UP SOLO.
Solo: I wasn't talking.
Jack: SHUT UP SKLEI.
Sklei: Thou dare challenge thee might?
Jack laughed when Pug licked his face.
Nick: A thank you for the dog?
Jack: Thank you Pug.
Pug wagged his tail.
Sham: I eat crayons and shit rainbows.
Lego: Suck it Sham. The grass is greener, under my weiner.
Lego: What? It becomes greener when I unrinate and make photosynthesis with it.
Toon: Lego, that is plant sex.
Lego: I know.
Jack: RUFUS I MISS YOU RUFUS
Solo: Jack wut you doing, Jack stahp.
Bloxx: SHUT IT!
Nick blasted him with the AMDB along with Ahmad.
Ahmad: Da hell man?