This is the first episode of Total Drama Users.
Chris: Yo! This is Chris McClean, comin' at you live from a deserted island somewhere in the Caribbean Sea! For the next 8 weeks, 20 campers will battle it out for 1 common goal: The $1,000,000 check! And here comes our first camper now.
Toon: *comes in by boat* *steps off*
Chris: Hello, Toon!
Toon: Hey Chris! Good to be here! *walks to the other side of the dock*
Chris: Let's give a warm welcome to our next camper, Helen!
Helen: *comes off the ship cartwheeling* Hi!
Chris: 'Sup, Helen?
Helen: Not much. I'm so glad to finally be off that ship though. The beds were rock solid! *goes and sits down*
Chris: Next up, is Holly!
Holly: *steps off and sees Toon* Toon!
Toon and Holly: *embrace and walk back to the deck*
Chris: Next up--
Leigh: *interrupts him with her singing, with earbuds and an iPod*
Leigh: *walks past him, still listening to her music and singing along*
Chris: Okay, then... Lets move on to the next contestant we have, say hello to Troy!
Troy: *walks off the ship* S'up?
Helen: *looks up at him and stares*
Troy: *stares back*
Helen: Hi... I'm Helen
Troy: Troy... But you probably already knew that *chuckles*
Chris: Alright, enough of this...romance stuff. Next up we have a set of triplets: Jack, Jake and Janet!
Jack and Jake: * hop off, playfully shoving each other*
Janet: *walks after them* Would you two cut it out before one of you tri-
Jake: *accidentally pushes Jack off the dock* Sorry...
Jack: *pulls himself up and chases Jake around the dock*
Janet: Would you two stop! *follows them*
Chris: ...What a colorful family... Next, we have Cyndy!
Cyndy: *carrying a suitcase, balancing a phone between her shoulder and ear* Yes, I know I'm supposed to help balance our budget today, but-- *person on phone yells at her* Alright! Alright! I'll get it done later today. *hangs up*
Chris: Busy bee, huh?
Cyndy: You have no idea... *joins the other campers*
Chris: Let's take a look at our next contestant, Nevada!
Nevada: *holding a black umbrella and wearing long sleeved clothes, joins the other contestants without a word to Chris*
Chris: ...Not a girl of many words, I guess. *shrugs* Tess is next!
Tess: *comes off the ship with a cat* Hey everyone! I'm excited to be here! *joins the other contestants*
Chris: Let's look at Karui next, for he's the next contestant!
Karui: *softly strumming his guitar, walks up to Chris* Hey dude, what's up?
Chris: Not much. Nice to see you.
Karui: *walks over to the contestants*
Chris: Next we have Gavin--
Gavin: *walks off the ship, sees the cat and goes into Kitteh Guy* KITTY KITTY KITTY! *grabs Tess's cat and starts petting it, meowing*
Chris: --Who, incidentally, has a thing for cats! Lets meet the next camper, Christopher!
Christopher: *walks on, using his cane* Hi, everyone. It's nice to be here today!
Chris: Hi Chris. Wow, that's weird. We share a name!
Christopher: Cool! *joins the others*
Chris: Next, are the twins, Emma and Evan.
Emma and Evan: *walk off the ship and towards Chris in unison*
Evan: Nice to be here!
Chris: 'Sup you two?
Emma: Not much.
Evan: Just hoping to win!
Chris: Go join the other contestants while I reveal the next contestant, Jason!
Jason: *silently walks on, staring daggers at the other contestants, and gives a silent wave at Chris as he walks by*
Chris: ... O..kay, then... Anyway, next up is Jared.
Jared: *does pretty much the same thing as Jason, only trips Chris as he walks by*
Chris: Ow! Watch it!
Jared: *turns around, glaring at Chris* What, did you say?
Chris: Uhh, nothing!
Jared: Hmph. *turns around and walks back*
The Rest of the Contestants: *back away from Jared slowly, giving him space*
Chris: *fixing his hair* Next, we have... *reads card* Sci!
Sci: *walks off the boat, sizing up the competition slightly* Hi.
Chris: Yo, Sci.
Sci: Whats up, guy?*walks over to the group of contestants*
Chris: Last up is... Eve!
Eve: *stands on the deck of the boat* H-Hi... *trips and falls off the deck* Oof!
- Some other contestants laugh at her*
Eve: *blushes embarrassed*
Chris: *helps her up* Hey Eve! Some fall you took there...
Eve: Oh, I... *embarrassed* Sorry...
Chris: No sweat! Come join the rest of us.
Chris: Okay! Now that I've got you all here, it's time to announce the first challenge!
Evan and Emma: Which is..?
Chris: Hurdle jumping! Follow me to the platform.
- Contestants follow Chris*
Chris: Now, these hurdles will be moving, and will get BIGGER each round. The trick is to avoid getting hit by one. You get hit and fall, and you're out. Go!
- The first hurdle trips Eve*
Eve: Oof! *walks off the platform*
Chris: *directs Eve to a green mat*
- The second hurdle trips Janet, Evan and Emma*
Chris: *directs Janet to the green mat and Evan and Emma to the orange mat*
- The third hurdle trips Jake, Jack, Cyndy and Nevada*
Chris: *directs Jake and Jack to the green mat and Cyndy and Nevada to the orange mat*
- The fourth hurdle trips Karui and Christopher, and the fifth trips Gavin and Tess*
Chris: *directs Gavin and Tess to the green mat, and Karui and Christopher to the orange mat*
- The sixth hurdle trips Sci, Holly, Toon, and Troy*
Chris: *directs Holly and Toon to the green mat and Sci and Troy to the orange mat*
- The seventh hurdle trips Helen and Jason*
Chris: *directs Helen to the green mat and Jason to the orange mat* It's down to Leigh and Jared!
- The eighth hurdle trips nobody, and the ninth hurdle trips Leigh*
Chris: Leigh is on the green mat, and Jared is on the orange! Now, since Jared won, and he's on the orange teem, Orange Team wins immunity!
Orange Team: *cheers*
Chris: But, the Green Team has to send someone out tonight. I'll see you all at the marshmallow ceremony!
Leigh: I can't believe I lost the challenge for my team... I'll bet anything I'm going home...
Eve: I sure hope I don't go... I fell first though, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised...
Holly: Id better not go home. I mean, I made to the sixth hurdle!
Christopher: *tapping his cane around* ...Where's the toilet in this thing?
Helen: *peeing, reading a magazine*'...*gasps and throws magazine at camera*
END OF CONFESSIONALS
Chris: Green Team... You've all fast your votes and made your decision. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow must immediately walk the Dock of Shame, ride the Boat of Losers, and leave. And you can't come back.
Chris: The first marshmallow goes to... Tess.
Chris: Also safe: Holly, Toon, Jack, Janet, Helen, Gavin, and Leigh.
Chris: There is only 1 marshmallow on this plate... Eve and Jake... The final marshmallow goes... To...
Eve: *gasps and grabs marshmallow*
Jake: Seriously? I'M GOING FIRST? Ugh, whatever. You just lost a good contestant. *walks down the dock*
Green Team: *waves bye to Jake*
Janet: No... Not Jake... Please, not Jake...
Jack: Jake? NO! Please don't go!
Jake: Im sorry... One of you two has to win. For all of us. *hugs Jack and Janet*
Jake: *gets on the Boat of Losers and rides off into the night*
Eve: *walks by Janet, thankful for staying*
Janet: I can't believe it...
Eve: Can't believe wh--
Janet: That you stayed over my brother!
Eve: Im... Sorry... I didn't mea--
Janet: Whatever! I'll just make sure you go next... *walks off*
Eve: *looks on fearfully*...
Eliminated This Episode
Jake- 17 years old, Green Team.