This is the third episode of Total Drama Users.
- Breakfast in the Mess Hall*
Leigh: *goes up to get her food*
Chef Hatchet: *dumps gray sludge on her plate*
Leigh: *sits down next to Eve* Have any idea what this is..? *digs her fork into it and lifts it up, bringing the whole helping with it*
Eve: No clue.
Leigh: *takes a nibble* *face turns green and vomits on Helen's shoes*
Helen: My shoes! *growls angrily*
Leigh: Sorry about that...
Janet: That is totally gross-
Jake: *petting a moving mold spore on his food*
Janet: Jake, stop! That could be poisonou-- *ring of loudspeaker*
Chris: Attention campers! Meet me at the craft services area!
Holly: Craft services? Why does he want us to go there? Isn't that for the staff?
Jared: *eating the gray slop hungrily*
Jared: *confessional* Sure, the crap Chef makes is gross. But once you live on the streets for your whole life, you'll eat anything.
Cyndy: What is this, paste? *throws it in the trash*
All Campers: *leave the Mess Hall one after the other and head out*
Leigh: Wait, where's craft services anyway?
Chris: *Back on loudspeaker* Oh, I forgot. Your challenge is to FIND the craft services area! *laughs* First team to have all the campers from your team get here first wins! *fakes static sound* McClean out!
Evan: He can't...
Emma: ...be serious!
Holly: Let's all stay together, so that we can all find the craft services area together.
Everyone on Green Team: ...Nah.
Holly: *groans* Fine. Let's go, Toon. *pulls Toon off*
Troy: Let's go together, Helen!
- Troy and Helen walk off together*
Jared: Orange Team, over here! *gathers his team* Ok, so we should all go together, so we can all get there at the same time. Agreed?
Everyone on Orange Team: Agreed.
Jared: Alright, let's move out.
Cyndy: Wait, where's Troy?
Everyone on Orange Team: *looks around*
Jared: Grr! I knew that little punk would do this again... We'll have to go on without him.
Christopher: But that wouldn't be fair. *tries to walk past Jared to face his team, but ends up poking Jared in the crotch with his cane*
Jared: Not the kiwis... *falls over*
Karui: That had to hurt.
Christopher: Sorry about that.
Jared: *weakly* You're going down.... *gets up* Let's move out...
Orange Team: *walks off together*
Troy and Helen: *walking together*
- A beaver walks in their path*
Helen: *jumps, scared*
Troy: Be cool, it's just a beaver. Beavers can't hurt you.
Beaver: *slaps Troy to the ground with its tail*
Beaver: *climbs on Troy's cheat and begins slapping him in the face*
Troy: Aah! Not the face!
Helen: Troy! I'll go get help! *runs off and trips on a rock, only to fall in front of the craft services area's entrance*
Helen: This must be it... Look, Troy, I found- *turns around to find Troy is gone*
Troy: *being dragged off by the beaver*
Helen: *shrug* *walks to the Craft Services area*
Chris: *sipping coffee* Helen! Good news! You're the first camper to make it! Go sit on your team's mat.
Helen: *sits on Green Team's mat*
2 HOURS LATER...
All of Green Team (except for Janet and Jake): *shows up*
Chris: Alright! We're just missing Janet, Jake, and all of Orange Team!
Orange Team (except for Troy): *shows up*
Chris: Isn't that convenient? Each team is only missing a couple people now.
3 HOURS LATER
Janet and Jake: *show up*
Beaver: *drags Troy up to the craft services area*
Jared: Where have you been, scum?
Troy: *gets up, face bruised* Beavers... Attacked... The face... Is it over?
Chris: Yep. Green Team wins. Orange Team, one of your sorry butts is going home!
Orange Team: *groans*
Cyndy: *confessional* I have to vote for Troy. He's the one who cost us the challenge.
Jared: *confessional* I vote for Christopher. When I say someone's going down, they. Go. Down.
Jason: *confessional* I vote for Christopher. I mean, you gotta feel Jared's pain. Dude got a crack to the nuts! *giggles*
Troy: *confessional* ... Jared...
Chris: Twice in a row you guys? Wow. What happened?
Jared: Well, if a certain SOMEONE hadn't been making out with beavers--
Christopher: *hits him over the head with his cane accidentally* Sorry!
Jared: *a bump rises on Jared's head* You-- *bleeped out*
Chris: Settle down campers, settle down!
Chris: Let's see now... One for Emma, one for Evan, one for Karui!
Chris: Also safe: Jason, Cyndy, Sci and...Troy!
Troy: *lets the marshmallow hit him in the face* Ow...
Chris: Looks like there's only one left. Jared and Christopher... The final marshmallow goes...
Jared: *grabs marshmallow before Chris can throw it* You are all lucky, okay! Very lucky!
Chris: Looks like Christopher is out.
Christopher: *walks off sadly*
Jared: Maybe next time you won't go swinging your cane around like a-
Troy: *picks his marshmallow up and stuffs it in Jared's mouth*
Christopher: *walks the Dock of Shame and leaves the island by way of the Boat of Losers*.
Jared: *confessional* Ok, so maybe getting almost the entire team to vote for Christopher was pretty harsh... *chuckles* Not! Loom what the little *bleep* did to me!
END OF EPISODE.
Eliminated This Episode
Christopher- Orange Team