Assgoblin Pirates are meelee weapon class things for TEEmblr RPG. 

Starting Loadout for the Assgoblin Pirate

Starting Loadout

  • Weapon 1: Goblin Sword
  • Weapon 2: Pistol
  • Hat: Pirate Dickbutt's Noob Hat

Skill Trees

The Assgoblins' three skill trees are Buttplunderer, Swordsman, and Cannoneer. Buttplunderers have butt and roguestuff, Swordsmen use swords and Cannoneers use ships and shit.

Like all other classes you choose a skill tree at level 13.

Skill Tree Buttplunderer Swordsman Cannoneer
lvl 1 Weapon Enhance Weapon Enhance Weapon Enhance
lvl 4 Buttplug  Buttplug Buttplug
lvl 7 Summon Ass Parrot Summon Ass Parrot Summon Ass Parrot
lvl 13


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Deadly Poison Deploy Cannon
lvl 17 Shiv ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Blade Flurry Remove Scurvy
lvl 21 Sinister Strike Dual Wield Cannon Barrage
lvl 27 Pistoru Pistoru Pistoru
lvl 36


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Fan of Knives Deploy Mini-Cannon
lvl 42 Preparation

Conjure Bladefurry

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Frontier Justice
lvl 50 Conjure Dickbutt Conjure Dickbutt Conjure Dickbutt
lvl 69 Proctologize

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Triple Wield ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Enhance Cannons

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lvl 77
lvl 88 Shitpost Shitpost Shitpost
lvl 99 Sap Deploy Pirate Ship
lvl 100 Fap Deploy Cruise Liner
lvl 101 Trap ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Deploy Space Pirate Ship
lvl 420

Collateral Soap Dropment

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Special Ability: Devil Triple Blade Superb vs Multiple Enemies! You are a Pirate!

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