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Plot

Jack: RUFUS Y U LEAVE ME? YOU KNOW WHAT, DEAD, DENICA, SCOOTER, BLOXX, AND SHAM I IZ KICKING YOUR FAT ASSES OUT SO YOU CAN LIVE WITH DEAD'S WHORE MOTHER.

Dead: Yay.

Bloxx: Can we ever come back?

Jack: When my dick is the size of a hippo.

Scooter gave him some steriods. Jack had a boner the size of hippo.

Sci: Are you fucking kidding me?

Jack: Fine, for two weeks you have to leave me and everytime I see you it's another year. I see you and you and you. 10 more years nao bitches!

The Anti's left. They bought a new house.

Dead: Let's go kill them mo'fuckers.

Bloxx: Nah Jack said I could move back in. Suck it mo'fucking sluts!

Bloxx left.

Bloxx: Nevermind.

Suddenly Jack came in and beat the shit out of everybody with nunchunks.

Jack: I will avenge you Rufus!

He chopped off Ahmad's, Bloxx's, and Scooter's head.

Ahmad; But I'm a good guy! (head falls off)

Jack: GUNIEA PIGS ARE LIKE CIGARETTES. THEY DON'T HURT YOU UNLESS YOU LIGHT THEM ON FIRE AND PUT THEM IN YOUR MO'FUCKING MOUTH BITCHES.

Jack lit the house on fire.

Jack: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Tron: Dude calm down. A little inappropiate.

Jack: YOUR NAME IS BASED OFF OF A MO'FUCKING 80'S MOVIE DOUCHEBAG

Jack karate chopped his face.

Jack: I am the only one with a  normal name bitches. 

Jack teleported away.

Dead: Alright I'm moving back in with that psycho. Just sit back, relax and eat some mo'fucking popcorn.

All other Anti's: Ditto. 

Sham: But we are arseholes!

Denica: And cock lickers.

Scooter: And vagina ticklers. 

Jack came in and roundhouse kicked everyone, killing them.

Jack: (transforms) Alien X mo'fuckas!

Nick: Where did you get the Omnitrix?

Jack: Azmuth.

Alien X erased the UNiverse.

End

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