EPISODE 1 BEACHEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS READ AT YOUR OWN RISK CAUSE THIS EPISODE IS TOO AWESOME IT GIVES EPICLEPSY.
XRath joined the game
AwesomeSwampy joined the game
XRath: Hai Brian.
AwesomeSwampy: Umm YOU WANNA DO SOME SURIVIVAL!
XRath: Not this again, Remember what happened last time?
XRath: DUDE, I'M SURROUNDED BY ZOMBIES, HELP ME WITH YOUR TAMPON PICKAXE
AwesomeSwampy: FOR THE FUCKING LAST TIME, ITS NOT A TAMPON PICKAXE, ITS A CRYSTAL SWORD.
XRath: Don't you mean a sword with a grape flavored condom?
AwesomeSwampy: SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME, I DARE YOUU
XRath: Cond- (Gets hit by an arrow in the knee)
XRath has been shot by a skeleton
AwesomeSwampy: I told him not to. (Keeps killing zombies with a badass diamond sword)
XRath: I'm just a spectator.
AwesomeSwampy: /gamemode 0 XRath
XRath: (Falls down and dies)
XRath fell to the ground
AwesomeSwampy was blown by a creeper
Back to the original plot
AwesomeSwampy: Good times...
XRath: I peed the bed.
AwesomeSwampy: WHAT THE FUCK MAN.
XRath: What?, Oh look! A temple.
AwesomeSwampy: I hear zombies....
XRath: Your mom hears zombies.
AwesomeSwampy: Would you stop it?
XRath: Theres a snake in your pants.
AwesomeSwampy: .........Just go.
Prime_Jetspace: HAYAAAA, HAYAAA, RUPEEESSSS HAYA
XRath: HEY, YOU!
XRath: I think you bought the wrong game, This is not legends of zelda.
Prime_Jetspace: And this is not the legends of the small penis like you are.
AwesomeSwampy: Oooh burned.
XRath: .... Well- ATLEAST I DON'T-umm... Atleast- FUCK THIS.
(XRath and AwesomeSwampy helps kill the zombies)
XRath: Hey, Look, Some kind of.. ummm blaster balls..
(XRath uses the God ray)
XRath: Holy- (God ray worns out) Dammit. But if I ever get one again, I'll call it FUSRODAHADUKENKAMEHAMEHA
AwesomeSwampy: Well, Hello. My name is AwesomeSwampy, but call me Brian.
Prime_Jetspace: Ok, Brian. Who's this penis?
XRath: My name is XRath, AND I JUST SAVED YOUR BALLSACKS.
(Everyone sees a guy with a white eyes behind the tree and teleports)
XRath: ...Herobrine :D
Prime_Jetspace: Umm.. I guess the great evil began again..
Prime_Jetspace: I'm an adventurer, And since then I've been fighting bosses, mobs for alot of time..
But now they rise again.. The history of (Snoring sounds)
AwesomeSwampy: STOP FUCKING THIS STORY UP, (Headbutts XRath and he fells 2 blocks down)
XRath: GET ME OUT OF THIS DITCH!
Prime_Jetspace: Thank you, As I was saying.. The history was created by Herorbrine, and His rising again and tries to kill ya'll
XRath: I would help if you get me out of this big whole.
AwesomeSwampy: Don't make me do it again.
(Starts raining and alot of thunder comes)
Prime_Jetspace: GET BACK IN THE HOUSE!
Episode 2 coming soon.