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EPISODE 1 BEACHEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS READ AT YOUR OWN RISK CAUSE THIS EPISODE IS TOO AWESOME IT GIVES EPICLEPSY.

Plot

XRath joined the game

AwesomeSwampy joined the game

XRath: Hai Brian.

AwesomeSwampy: Umm YOU WANNA DO SOME SURIVIVAL!

XRath: Not this again, Remember what happened last time?

Flashback 1

XRath: DUDE, I'M SURROUNDED BY ZOMBIES, HELP ME WITH YOUR TAMPON PICKAXE

AwesomeSwampy: FOR THE FUCKING LAST TIME, ITS NOT A TAMPON PICKAXE, ITS A CRYSTAL SWORD.

XRath: Don't you mean a sword with a grape flavored condom?

AwesomeSwampy: SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME, I DARE YOUU

XRath: Cond- (Gets hit by an arrow in the knee)

XRath has been shot by a skeleton

AwesomeSwampy: I told him not to. (Keeps killing zombies with a badass diamond sword)

XRath: I'm just a spectator.

AwesomeSwampy: /gamemode 0 XRath

XRath: (Falls down and dies)

XRath fell to the ground

AwesomeSwampy was blown by a creeper

Back to the original plot

AwesomeSwampy: Good times...

XRath: I peed the bed.

AwesomeSwampy: WHAT THE FUCK MAN.

XRath: What?, Oh look! A temple.

AwesomeSwampy: I hear zombies....

XRath: Your mom hears zombies.

AwesomeSwampy: Would you stop it?

XRath: Theres a snake in your pants.

AwesomeSwampy: .........Just go.

Prime_Jetspace: HAYAAAA, HAYAAA, RUPEEESSSS HAYA

XRath: HEY, YOU! 

Prime_Jetspace: What?

XRath: I think you bought the wrong game, This is not legends of zelda.

Prime_Jetspace: And this is not the legends of the small penis like you are.

AwesomeSwampy: Oooh burned.

XRath: .... Well- ATLEAST I DON'T-umm... Atleast- FUCK THIS.

(XRath and AwesomeSwampy helps kill the zombies)

XRath: Hey, Look, Some kind of.. ummm blaster balls..

(XRath uses the God ray)

XRath: Holy- (God ray worns out) Dammit. But if I ever get one again, I'll call it FUSRODAHADUKENKAMEHAMEHA

AwesomeSwampy: Well, Hello. My name is AwesomeSwampy, but call me Brian.

Prime_Jetspace: Ok, Brian. Who's this penis?

XRath: My name is XRath, AND I JUST SAVED YOUR BALLSACKS.

Prime_Jetspace: Derp.

(Everyone sees a guy with a white eyes behind the tree and teleports)

XRath: ...Herobrine :D

Prime_Jetspace: Umm.. I guess the great evil began again..

AwesomeSwampy: Again?

Prime_Jetspace: I'm an adventurer, And since then I've been fighting bosses, mobs for alot of time..

But now they rise again.. The history of (Snoring sounds)

AwesomeSwampy: STOP FUCKING THIS STORY UP, (Headbutts XRath and he fells 2 blocks down)

XRath: GET ME OUT OF THIS DITCH!

Prime_Jetspace: Thank you, As I was saying.. The history was created by Herorbrine, and His rising again and tries to kill ya'll

XRath: I would help if you get me out of this big whole.

AwesomeSwampy: Don't make me do it again.

XRath: ......

(Starts raining and alot of thunder comes)

Prime_Jetspace: GET BACK IN THE HOUSE!

Episode 2 coming soon.

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