Plot[]
Two dudes were walking down a street, Skull and Nar.
Jack: Wanna live with us?
Nar: Yeah sure whatevs,
Skull: YAYAYAYYAYAAYAYAYAYAY.
8 Days Later
Denica: I'm bored.
Lego: Me too.
Jack: Me three.
Nar: Me four/
Skull. Me five.
Zon: Me six.
Sham: Me seven.
Ahmad: Me eight.
Dead: Me nine.
Everyone: KILL DEAD!
They stabbed for years with spoons.
Jack, 9999999999999999999999999999999 years old: We finally broke his skin! Now time travel!
They time travled back to present day.
Denica: I'm bored again.
Jack: Let's play Batman: Arkham City.
Ahmad: Already beat it.
Jack: AMHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
He stabbed him with a crowbar.
Ahmad: You whack someone with a crowbar, not stab them with it!
Jack: I'm RAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
He tore Ahmad in half.
Ahmad: Nooooo! Now I can't ever Eat now!
Zon: I AM NOT A PIECE OF CRAP!
He bitched slapped her.
Skull: This got akward really fast.
Sham: IKR
Jack: SHUT THE FUCK UP SHAM.
Sham: Ok.
Nar: So..umm..what do you normally do here?
Lego: Well Zon and Denica have 7 minutes of heaven.....only 7 hours instead.
Jack: We eat waffles and watch TV/
Skull: Kool.
93 Days Later.
Nar: Holy shit Denica and Zon are at it again.
Lego: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
Jack threw up.
Skull: Is that Zon's armpit hair or Denica's v-
Jack: BLARGH!
END