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Plot

Nick: Since you miss Rufus so much I got us a pet. His name is Pug.

Pug walked in yapped, biting Jack's ankle.

Jack: I, I LOVE HER.

Nick: Him.

Jack: SHE IS BEAUTIFUL.

Nick: He.

Estew: Uh, good puppy?

Sci: Bad idea Nick.

Toon: I for one like it.

Toon scratched behind Pug's ear.

Bloxx: Here think fast!

Bloxx threw Pug onto Dead where he started biting.

Dead: AAAAH.

Prime: LOL 

Bloxx: LOL

Tron: LOL

Skull: I EJACULATED ONTO A DOG

Denica: ._.

Jack: XD I liek this dog.

Jack rubbed Pug's tummy.

Jack: Good boy.

Nick: What do you say?

Jack: GO DA MO'FUCK AWAY I IZ PLAYING WITH PUG.

Nick: Asshole.

Pug: WOOF WOOF

He started wagging his tail.

Jack: I lovez you dogy.

Jack kicked Ahmad's head then chopped his balls off, killing him. Pug continued to wag his tail.

Sklei: Thou must sit!

Pug sat.

Sklei: Thou must raise thee paw.

Pug raised his paw.

Sklei: Extraordinary beast!

Jack: lolno he is mine.

Lego: I-I'm allergic to dog hair.

He started sneezing.

Jack: To mo'fucking mad.

Lego: (meme face) Okay.

Pug started licking Jack. Suddenly the dog farted.

Jack: LOL.

End

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