Zac's P!3 is the pilot episode of INS@NE.
|Season 1, Episode 1|
We see the sun rising as the camera zooms past some weirdos shuffling, a bandit prowling, a cat howling and a few houses as it stops at a 3-storey mansion in the middle. Through the window, we see a kid in bed. He suddenly wakes up.
(Boy) DERP DOOP
He bounces around the room and into a closet. When he reappears, we see him wearing a green sweater, jeans and red sneakers. He whips out a hat and wears it.
He walks out of his room and goes into the kitchen. He opens the fridge and looks through it.
(Boy) LE GASP! MY PIE!
The boy runs out of the house screaming.
A girl walks past him.
(Girl) Ohai Zac :)
(Zac) NOT NOW DARBY MY PIE IS GONE!!!11!!!1
(Darby) WHO COULD DO SUCH A THING
(Zac) I KNOW RIGHT!!!111!!
(Darby) Let's investigate...
Zac runs to a small green house and pounds on the door angrily. We can hear some rustling inside, and a guy in a tuxedo walks out, smiling.
(Zac) /\/\477! |) | |) J00 STEAL MY P!3?
(Zac) Orly? Then why...
Zac grabs Matt's hand.
(Zac) IS THERE A PIE FILLING STAIN ON YOUR HAND?!
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
(Matt) It's paint. I was drawing something. But I'll help you look though.
(Zac) Well, we've asked everyone, and no one stole it!
(Darby) THAT'S IT TIME TO TAKE MUGSHOTS
Darby whips out a camera and clicks.
(Zac) Well, I'm going back home to look some more.
Zac goes home.
(Zac) Screw it, I'm going back to bed.
Zac walks away, but falls through a trapdoor.
Zac turns around and sees a bunch of screens.
He presses a button on a keyboard below the biggest screen. He sees his kitchen.
(Zac) MAH KITCHEN
A shadowy figure walks into the room and opens the fridge.
Zac presses another button and it pauses.
It zooms in and unpixelates.
The pie eater is...
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
On the screen, Zac's eyes are closed and his arms were outstretched.
(Zac) I was sleepwalking? Well screw that I'm too hungry to care.
Zac walks back to the kitchen.
(Zac) Time for some cake!
Zac opens the fridge and gasps. THE BOX FOR THE CAKE IS GONE!
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNN