Jack: Dammit why don't we just call this the super random cursing show if none of the episodes revolve around me?
Sham: The next one will be about you.
Ahmad: I always get hurt.
Jack takes out a crowbar and repeatedly whacked Ahmad with it.
Jack: What did you say?
Zon: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!
Zon's Sister: No!
Zon: You slut.
Zon's Sister: You idiot.
Zon: Seriously? Eat this.
It was a grenade. She swallowed it then BOOM! The cops came in.
Zon: I got your nose!
S.W.A.T: LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!
They shot fire multiple times. Blood erupted from Zon's chest.
Jack: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (farts) Eew it smells! (faints)
Zon: How the hell am I still alive?
Jack: 'Cause the fans want it.
Zon: But then wouldn't that mean that you would be dead by now?
Jack: FUDGE Y-
Jack: That was my clone!
Denica: Wanna play Chess?
5 Minutes later.
Denica: CHESS IS NOT CHECKERS!
Lego: IT IS IN MY ASS!
Sham: Where is the bacon?
Zon: I ate it all.
Sham: The fudge man?
Dead came in with a knife.
They all charged and killed Dead.
Jack: Now what?
Denica: I know, let's eat pie!