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Plot

Jack: Dammit why don't we just call this the super random cursing show if none of the episodes revolve around me?

Sham: The next one will be about you.

Ahmad: I always get hurt.

Jack takes out a crowbar and repeatedly whacked Ahmad with it.

Jack: What did you say?

Meanwhile...

Zon: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!

Zon's Sister: No!

Zon: You slut.

Zon's Sister: You idiot.

Zon: Seriously? Eat this.

It was a grenade. She swallowed it then BOOM! The cops came in.

Zon: I got your nose!

S.W.A.T: LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!

They shot fire multiple times. Blood erupted from Zon's chest.

Jack: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (farts) Eew it smells! (faints)

Zon: How the hell am I still alive?

Jack: 'Cause the fans want it.

Zon: But then wouldn't that mean that you would be dead by now?

Jack: FUDGE Y-

He exploded.

Jack: That was my clone!

Denica: Wanna play Chess?

Lego: Sure.

5 Minutes later.

Denica: CHESS IS NOT CHECKERS!

Lego: IT IS IN MY ASS!

Jack: Lolwut.

Sham: Where is the bacon?

Zon: I ate it all.

Sham: The fudge man?

Dead came in with a knife.

Everyone: Attack!

They all charged and killed Dead.

Jack: Now what?

Denica: I know, let's eat pie!

Everyone: Yay!

END

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